After reading my status on Facebook,
Finman: All of Facebook knows what I'm having for dinner.
Me: I thought I should brag a little. (Dinner was filet mignon w/herbed garlic butter, home fries, and salad?)
Finman: I didn't know we were having salad.
Me: We're not. I lied. I just wrote that because I didn't want everyone to think we are horrible people.
Finman: That's cute.
Admit it, all of you now think we are horrible people. We didn't have a balanced meal, we ate no vegetables, just protein and carbs. We're living like hedonistic children with no restraint. What kind of person sits down to a meal without vegetables to at least pretend to balance out red meat? I lied to all of Facebook to protect our dirty secret.
We are obviously in a moral tailspin.
Photo:My garden, Summer of Aught Nine.
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