I wasn't feeling quite my best today but in the end, I just couldn't stand not carving it for Halloween.
I thought if it was carved and set out to gaze at the street those increasingly rare creatures, Trick or Treaters might be drawn to my door, much like Hansel and Gretel to gingerbread.
In the end, a car did manage to find itself to the end of our street, slowly turned, and left. Apparently, little Jack here couldn't combat the shadows of our yard.
Thus, marks year three with no Trick or Treater encounters. At least, The Finman's candy stash remains (mostly) unmolested.